yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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