Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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