i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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