You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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