Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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