so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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