Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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