you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
