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Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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