I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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