My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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