Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize
