ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize