it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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