Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
