id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
tell me about the fingering
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