I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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