if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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