I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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