ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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