I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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