no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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