I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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