have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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