I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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