That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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