he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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