Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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