Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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