Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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