Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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