guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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