When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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