Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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