That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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