hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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