She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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