fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
