Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Farmville is her only friend.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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