And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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