i barfeds in our rink
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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