why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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