just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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