let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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