I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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