do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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