So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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