beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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