All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't turn off my feet"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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