ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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