ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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