Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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